Part-time Ho’

I have made a decision today to continue being a ho’
All these years of perfecting this talent
And now I am supposed to give it up for a beau?
I love having sex, making love, fucking or whatever you want to call it
With as many people as possible and as often as I can.

So now because I found someone who is cooler than cool
I’m supposed to give all that up?
Think of it as me having a closet full of clothes
I’ll always have my favorite shirt and pants
But I can only wear one shirt at a time.

If I had my way I would sleep with everyone in this room.
A few of you more than once because you look that good to me
Just think of me as a door know; everyone gets a turn
A fantasy fulfiller is what they called me in the Persian era
But a slut is what they call me in present day America.

I tried that monogamy stuff but everyone always wants more.
No one is ever simply satisfied with me.
So since I’m not enough for one man,
I figured I’d be the reason for lust and desire for all that I can.

A relationship takes two people giving 50/50
Meeting the other person halfway or somewhere along the path
I heard about that 80/20 thing
When the one you’re with gives you 80% of what you need
But they leave you wanting 20% more

So I figured that my 80 would be fine with him having most of me.
Now for that other 20%, I would divide it amongst the 7 Billion people on this earth that God blesses me to see.
I would just be busting nutts in as many places as I can
With as many people who would allow
And when I’m done
I’d go home to my man!

I ask your opinion, Should I continue down the faith path alone or join in with the rest of the world
To be or not to be a PART-TIME HO’


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